im literally never going to get over the weird shit that lives in the ocean, like i understand that a lot of features evolved to detect light and potential threats but god bro did you really need to make your skull transparent
you look like a spaceship
i want to point out that those dots on the front of its face arent its eyes, the green orbs inside of its skull are
honestly Aziraphale really lives the dream. I would love to run a used bookstore without actually needing to make money from it, and spend my remaining free time feeding the ducks with my ridiculous goth significant other
I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick
The hero the world needs
I remember this. But I feel we’re missing some key points. When it happened, he was out jogging with his puppy:
He heard screams and sprinted towards them. He jumped a fence, saw a man pinning a woman down and immediately fly-kicked him in the face, knocking him out. He then gave the woman his jacket because her dress was ripped and got her a taxi home. She only managed to get in contact with him and tell the papers cause she later found his driver’s license in the pocket of the jacket.
“If I see a person in danger then I will intervene. I would not want to ignore it and then read the next day that a woman had been raped or murdered.”
And his message to the attacker:
“He is a coward and a man with no morals. I won’t forget his face.”
Glaswegians will always fly kick someone I swear. Good on him.
Something else I love about this is that they’re calling the rapist a “beast” because that is an appropriate word to use for someone who would do something that horrible instead of showing him any form of sympathy or humanizing him
That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.
duuuude
Ted is the worst Unreliable Narrator of all time
also just Ted is the worst
Honest question: who is worse, Ted from HIMYM, or Ross from Friends?
Reasons to marry me: We’d eat pizza and listen to good music together and we’d probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
